The Ottsville property at 16 Park Drive East has all the essentials of a bucolic Bucks County life, perfect for a city slicker from any metropolitan area to ditch it all, get his or her hands dirty, and make a go of an agribusiness. And all that opportunity comes without an inept handyman; a dim set of onsite contractors; an unethical, interfering real estate peddler; and a muddled county agricultural agent.

This fourth-generation operating farm occupies two parcels, totaling more than 80 green acres.

The farmhouse has a modernized living room that is absent a television-watching pig hogging the set.

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The kitchen — one of two in the home — is well equipped for making, serving, and eating favorites like “hots cakes” for breakfast.

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Although the property fits someone who has left a high-profile legal career in Manhattan for a simpler life, the floor plan includes a home office. It is nonetheless perfectly suited for tallying egg sales, projecting crop yields, and browsing seed catalogs.

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But it’s the farmland that is this property’s biggest asset. Easy to imagine a new owner astride a chugging tractor, navigating the fields in a buttoned-down, tweed suit.

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16 Park Drive East, Ottsville, head and shoulders above its ramshackle sitcom forebear, lists for $1,200,000.

More information on it is available at Realtor.com.

More Bucks County real estate possibilities — in styles of both rustic charm and modern chic — are siloed in the BUCKSCO.Today House of the Week back issues.