What should we talk about this week? The guy dressed like Michael Jackson – single glove and all – I pass on the way to tutoring? My…

I am in trouble.

I have actually become quite adept at getting in trouble.

And I am, at this moment, on a hot streak.

I…

I want to say something. But I need you to hear me out before you walk away in total disgust.

I tried hot yoga. And…

You know, I didn’t think braces would change my daily routine. But then I didn’t think a movie would ruin my marriage. Apparently…

Nothing drives home life’s futility like finding your dead uncle’s ashes in the trunk of your mom’s car.

And he wasn’t…

Al Pacino has a memorable line in an unmemorable movie. It’s The Devil’s Advocate, and he tells Keanu Reeves his “stud” look is…

I have a problem.

It’s your problem, too.

I can’t focus. If I can’t focus, I can’t tell you a story…

First of all, I’m alive. I made it home from Montana.

At the moment, however, I would almost accept death.

I disembarked from my…

Mother’s Day found me crying over deflated croissants and driving around with 52 Dickens’ Village houses in my car. 

Let’s start with the…