In the wake of Top Gun: Maverick, my marriage was the 1961 Ferrari 250GT convertible at the end of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off – dented…
What should we talk about this week? The guy dressed like Michael Jackson – single glove and all – I pass on the way to tutoring? My…
I am in trouble.
I have actually become quite adept at getting in trouble.
And I am, at this moment, on a hot streak.
I…
I want to say something. But I need you to hear me out before you walk away in total disgust.
I tried hot yoga. And…
You know, I didn’t think braces would change my daily routine. But then I didn’t think a movie would ruin my marriage. Apparently…
Nothing drives home life’s futility like finding your dead uncle’s ashes in the trunk of your mom’s car.
And he wasn’t…
Al Pacino has a memorable line in an unmemorable movie. It’s The Devil’s Advocate, and he tells Keanu Reeves his “stud” look is…
I have a problem.
It’s your problem, too.
I can’t focus. If I can’t focus, I can’t tell you a story…
First of all, I’m alive. I made it home from Montana.
At the moment, however, I would almost accept death.
I disembarked from my…
I’m flying this week.
I’m not afraid to fly. I actually love to fly. It feels cosmopolitan and cultured. And who doesn’t…